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Mirror, Iron Bucket, and Old Femur

Cat Person

Mirror, Iron Bucket, and Old Femur is an improvised assemblage that appears to its beholders as a lover, though its apparent face, voice, and touch come from a cracked mirror, a dented tin bucket, and an old bone. First exposed as the material basis of a princess’s imagined companion, it becomes the focus of a queen’s genuine attachment. The King’s efforts to use or remove it cannot control what it means to her: the objects persist as comfort, fixation, political presence, and finally the remnant of a forgotten story.

Components and Apparent Presence

The assemblage’s three parts have separate, makeshift functions. The cracked mirror supplies the face: the royal advisor explains that the princess saw her own reflection when she thought she was looking at her beloved. The bucket supplies an echo, so that what seemed to be the companion’s voice was the princess’s own voice returning to her. The femur supplies the body, giving her something to embrace. Under the black cloak, these unrelated things acquire the outline of a person without becoming one.

The advisor demonstrates the construction by propping the femur against a wall, tying the mirror to its upper end and the bucket partway down, and covering the arrangement with the cloak. This practical explanation makes the object’s first appearance a revelation rather than proof of supernatural life. What had been understood as an intimate relationship is exposed as a reflection, an echo, and contact with an inanimate thing. The materials do not change; the meaning assigned to them does.

Their imperfect condition is part of the object’s identity. The mirror is cracked and clouded; the bucket is dented and later described as rusty and dirty; the femur is old. The King’s additions do not refine the assemblage into a convincing likeness. Instead, the plainly damaged materials make visible the gap between what is there and what the queen experiences. The cloak can conceal the parts from view, but it cannot make them into a living companion.

The Princess’s Discovery and the Queen’s Attachment

The assembled figure first comes into view after the princess has spent a night with a visitor she believes she has chosen. She wakes happy and announces that she loves him, but the royal household finds no person beside her. When the advisor removes the covers and shakes out the visitor’s cloak, the mirror, bucket, and femur fall onto the bed. The princess then realizes that the hand she had felt at her side was her own. The exposure turns the assemblage from an unseen companion into an explanation of her experience.

The advisor uses the discovery to condemn the princess as self-absorbed and insists that she abandon the fantasy and marry. She agrees to call her suitors and choose, but the object’s significance is not settled by that public lesson. The Queen, who has also loved the assemblage, later tells the King that her attachment was real even though she knows what the figure consists of. She describes the night she spent with it as the only time she knew happiness. Her knowledge of the mirror, bucket, and bone does not dissolve her longing; the distinction between recognizing an illusion and ceasing to desire it remains unresolved.

The Queen’s confession changes the object’s role. It is no longer merely the device that explains the princess’s mistaken perception; it is also the focus of the Queen’s grief. She asks the King to forgive her while acknowledging her place as his wife, the mother of their children, and the ruler of the kingdom. The assemblage thus stands in tension with the relationships and duties around it. Those ties remain present, but they cannot simply substitute for the happiness she associates with the figure.

The King’s Re-creations

Seeking to relieve the Queen’s sadness, the King consults the royal advisor and attempts to recreate the encounter. His first effort uses the cracked mirror beneath a black cloak. The Queen recognizes the reflected face as her imagined beloved and responds with tenderness, but the King speaks in his own voice. When she realizes who is before her, she recoils. The mirror can present an image, but the King cannot make himself the person she wants to see.

He tries again with the mirror and a dented tin bucket. The Queen addresses the image and hears only her own voice echoing back. The King stays silent, yet when he embraces her she recognizes his touch as different from the one she associates with the imagined companion. She returns to bed, refuses food and drink, and does not respond to the King, their daughter, or the royal advisor. The Queen’s worsening condition makes the object’s role more consequential: a rough imitation has not comforted her, and the King fears that her withdrawal may become fatal.

The King’s final attempt abandons concealment. In daylight, he assembles the mirror, bucket, and femur with string, wraps them in the cloak, and sets the figure in the Queen’s room. He tells her that loving what she loves does not make her unworthy of the affection of her family or people. The Queen rises and resumes looking into the mirror, speaking into the bucket, and embracing the femur. She begins eating and drinking again, and signs of her physical decline recede. The object has restored a measure of daily life, but not mutual understanding: the King cannot bear to watch her happiness with it, and she angrily resists his approach when he tries to oppose its place in their bed.

Destruction, Rule, and Afterlife

Years later, after carrying his sorrow for a long time, the King returns to the Queen’s room intending to speak to her once more before taking his own life. He finds her still bound to the assemblage. When he tries to remove the femur from her grasp, the parts fall: the bucket strikes the stone floor, and the mirror breaks. The Queen briefly appears confused, then kills the King with a piece of the shattered glass. The breakage does not release her from the attachment; it accompanies a violent change in the kingdom’s history.

The next morning, the Queen tells her people that the King died by his own hand after years of grief. Her account is false, but her authority keeps anyone, including her children, from challenging it. She takes the throne, and a figure in the old black cloak appears beside her. Those kneeling nearby cannot approach closely enough to inspect it, though they sometimes glimpse her fragmented reflection among the cloak’s folds. The former private assemblage has become a guarded presence at the center of public rule, still connected to its original materials and to the Queen’s image of herself.

The Queen is buried according to her wishes with the cloaked figure beside her. Her children outlive her, the kingdom later falls and is invaded, and the story itself passes from memory. Beneath the earth, the components lose even the fragile unity the cloak once gave them: the femur becomes one bone among many, the bucket falls silent, and the broken mirror reflects only a skull. The object’s final transformation is from a figure that seemed to answer desire into scattered matter, while its place in the Queen’s history survives only as a forgotten and decaying trace.